- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

I enjoy Popcorn

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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