What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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Anything involving women..

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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