- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

will you like this joke my sources say no

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

your mom gave me head.....phones

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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