Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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