- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Women's Rights

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Dumbledore dies.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What's 9 + 10 19

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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