What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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womans rights...

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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France had one revolution

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Anti Joke

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