What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Smeg...

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Women's Rights

chirs

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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