- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

roses are red violets are indigo

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Who wants $300? Me too.

whats white jizz

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

BIG PENIS

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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