- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Cripples are lame.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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