- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

ur an fagit

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

dyslexics of the world untie!

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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