A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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An Aisian failed a test

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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