What african eat for christmas Sand.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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