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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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