- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

c-? men, C-men

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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