- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

oh hey.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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