why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Chicken

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What's your guys names?

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

NASCAR being considered a sport.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

A cat playing laser tag.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What's 9+10 Ebola

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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