- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What is black and looks like a person A black person

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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