- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

So FDR walks into a bar.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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