- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

A woman wears a dress.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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