- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

A bar walks into a man

This is funny.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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