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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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