- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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