- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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