- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

The government

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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