"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

osama bin laden is dead

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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