- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

The Charlotte Bobcats

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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