Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...