Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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This is not a joke.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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