- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

knock knock go away!!!

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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