- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Skrillex.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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