- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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