- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

pull my finger (farts)

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

What did the old man say? Im old

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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