- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Kevin and Ramin

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

No soap radio

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

where is the world?

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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