- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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