- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What's brown and sticky A stick

the lemon was sweet.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

black people

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Guest what? Dog

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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