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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Knock, Knock Come in

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Albino African Americans

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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