Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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