why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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