why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Alex Gedrose.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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ur mum

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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