- Anti Joke

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Trump will make America great again.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

what goes boo a sock