Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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