How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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