- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a lemon. hi.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Bitch

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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