- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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