hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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