Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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