- Anti Joke

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

hi penis ham telephone

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer