Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Ben Affleck

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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The Morman Religion.

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