- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

I'd like to make a withdraw

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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