7+5=12

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

Female Orgasms

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

what do you call obama a dumbass

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

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