- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Homosexualism is so gay man

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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