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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

A paralysed man falls over.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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