- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

What's 1+1? 69.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

That's illegal What? Your mom

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