- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

these are shit

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What's brown an sticky Shit

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.