What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Penis

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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