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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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