Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Immigration Laws

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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