What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Charlie Sheen

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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