What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Chlamydia

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

butt sex

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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