A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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