- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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