You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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