- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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