- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Christianity.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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