what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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You were born.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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What do I hate? people

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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