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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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