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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

ask me if im a door yes

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

So FDR walks into a bar.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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