What do you call an arab ?

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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