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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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