Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Knock knock.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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