- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Boner

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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