How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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