- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Who wants $300? Me too.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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