- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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