dead dibbs

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Women's rights

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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