What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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