Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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