Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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