- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

A boy with red hair is happy.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Your existance.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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