- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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