Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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