batman farted so hes retarded

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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