when debbie meets downer

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

The Oakland Raiders

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Black People

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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