- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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