- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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