An Aisian failed a test

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Boxing on Boxing Day

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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