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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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