- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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