Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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