- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

irish man drinking john smiths

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??