Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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