- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Bob Saget that is all

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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