- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Roses are red, yup.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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