- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

France had one revolution

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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