- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Racial Equality

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??