- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Face...tastes like chicken!

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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