Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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c-? men, C-men

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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