The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Anti Joke

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