A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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