- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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