- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Donald Trump.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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